Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Class Apart !

I'm learning a lot these days.....a lot.....a lot lot lot lot....in class.....lotsa new amazing, interesting stuff......The only class I don't sleep in......'cuz I know that if I do....I'm gonna miss out on a lot of stuff.......

Like these...

  • On what makes a marriage last......"the fact that the wife needs an armband, a headband or a husband...."
  • The full form of the acronym USSR is, "United States of Soviet Russia..."
  • That Einstein was not 'he' or 'she' but an 'it'
  • That according to Marx, " To live is to eat, to eat is to produce .... "
  • That "Fishthings is the basis of the theory of existence.......ideas originate in the mind of the fish only when he lives in the pond...."
  • The Nile is an Asian river......

And then he has the nerve to blame us when we reproduce such gems in our answerscripts......

LIFE....

IS SO UNFAIR.....

5 comments:

Tanny said...

This piece flew above me...but yeah, not attending classes may be a good option...

Invisible Man said...

Well, whoever said that life was fair in the first place? You grow up imagining an utopian world, where everything has a rationale, where every action is just - but, unfortunately, that's not what the real world is :) Anyway, the best thing to do is not to attend the classes,and not to give a damn if that hurts your prof's sentiments...You might have to compromise on the grades though - that's what life is - A Great Compromise... :)

illusionary said...

@ tannyspeak

agreed yipppeeeeeee!!!!


@ aurko

:)

Shruti Goswami said...

Y? Y? Y? Y us? Y? Y? Y?

illusionary said...

because heavy burdens are made for strong shoulders....only the weak carry them.... :P