It happened a damn few days ago.....I lost it....frickkin' lost it......in my own room......and I couldn't find it again....."It" being my clutcher......
For all those who are femininically challenged (read floccinaucinihilipilificator and TannySpeak), clutcher is a piece of apparatus one uses to keep one's hair out of the way....especially when it grows too long and tends to form part of your breakfast cereal......ugh....
So much for my idyllic Rapunzel reveries....
And so much for my vivid childish dreams of finally living the life of a princess.....the right prince just didn't take the bait......which goes on to show that fairy tales don't happen and people don't live happily ever after.....huh....
Talking about fairy tales.....ever wondered why they end with the same boring " and they lived happily ever after " thingie ?
Because they did !
Except how they did so is not suitable for little innocent minds......
Curious are you? Twinkle twinkle little bat how I wonder what you're at.....hah....curiosity killed the cat....so you wanna know what they did?
Well...
Ever heard of a innocuous little object called The Barbie Doll.....????
Good...check it's models out.....
One's called the Divorced Barbie...
She's pretty amazing.......has Ken's house, car, laptop...the works....
I'm guessing that those characters had precisely the same methods....except they did it more discreetly.....
Cinderella got the Castle and the the chariots and Prince charming probably went off to graze some richer pastures.....
See I told you it was not suitable for children who don't know what the birds and the bees are......
But then this has gone on long enough.....
This is going nowhere....
Hah....
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This feminically blessed (??.. whats that...? :P) idiosyncratic lady lunatic is actually forcing people to comment on her meaningful posts which often flies above this poor hand-i-cap's head like a MIG 31.. so beware fellow lunatics.. :D
Whoa...talk about TopGun... :P and dada, I love the name...WOW...Lady Lunacy.....Fellow bloggers .....take note...I've been christened thus from today forth....
Y shudn''t I force you to comment, or rather why shouldn't anyone force you to comment???? That's the whole point.....the hitch hiker has to be fed in madness...little by little..n unless n until he grasps the concepts....and comments help us to keep a written record...... :)
And don't worry dada, by the time, we've finished with you, we'll have to invite a new hitch hiker...
Welcome to the Dark Side..
heheheh
* devilish grin *
the force is strong in me, i know.. best of luck.. but u wont find a anakin in me, i fear...
heheh
purrrfect....
* rubs hands *
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