Q and A

This is one of the usual conversations between yours truly and the flocci -whatever...
Observe..

I: MRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAW
F: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I: bleeeeeeeeeeeh
F: blaaaaaaaaaaah
I: bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh bluuuuuuuuuuuuurg
F: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I: bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
F: fee fi fo fum
I: MRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW grrrrr
F: trrrrrr tmmmmmmmmmmmm nyaaah nyaaah blunk whrrrrrrrr crack thooooooom
I: mrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaw


I: what am i talking about?
F: about something under the sun, in the vicinity of or on the earth

I: why do I hate blue bells? or love broken egg shells?
F: karon you need to go to a psychiatrist

I: why do I have this sudden desire to play skittles in the dark by myself? why do I hate mess food?
F: because you fuckin like to stay in your room, not move your butt one inch

I: what colour is green?
F: the colour of my face if i don't go have dinner now

I: why do I wanna laugh n cry at the same time?
F: cause you are inconsistent

I: why do I hate black trousers and love pink tees? why do I love the tee even though I hate pink?
F: because you have turned upside down

I: why do I hate pink?
F: because you don't love pink

I: why do I feel like mewing?
F: bacause you want to get on my nerves

I: why do I feel like an innocent baby bunny?
F: because you are so not it

Blaaaaah episode 3: shuffled

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
"Poem"- Disturbed (well ... what can i say)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Harmaggeddon" - Apocalyptica (TeeheeheeHARRHARR)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Orinicco Flow (Sail Away)" - Enya (smoooooooth)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Chai Shudhu Tomaye" - Kaktus (now who's this person is the question)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
"Snuff" - Planet X (aaaaaah! bring it on >:) )

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"All You Need Is Love" -the Beatles (where's the nobel peace price?)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Iche Will" - Rammstein (I DO want ... everything!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
"Devoted" - Lacuna Coil (The Holy Me)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Paint my Love" - M.L.T.R. (When?? oh..when ...)

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Super Trooper" - ABBA (The best maths ever :D)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"The Game" -Lacuna Coil (Bring it on ... dooood)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"A Pleasant Shade Of Gray - Part X" - Fates Warning (hmmmm)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Day Tripper" - The beatles (aaaaahhhh)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Tomay Dilam" - Mohiner Ghoraguli ( and all will remember)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Breakdown" - Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers ( I love the band)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Cry With a Smile" - After Forever ( :) )

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Taking Over Me" - Evanescence ( I dare you to )

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"21she February" - Kabir Suman (no comments)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Like You" - Evanescence ( U have it ... so do I)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"I Should Have Known Better" - The Beatles (ahemnnn)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Aami Jhorer Kaache Rekhe Gelam Amar Thikana" - Hemanta ( every etch in the mind)

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
"Tony the Loon" - Nathan McCree & Core Design (what more can i say :) )

Playing Music...

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?

"To the Moon and Back..." - Savage Garden (Now what does that even mean???)


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

"When September Ends..." - Green Day ( Procrastinator??? )


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

"Holiday" - Green Day ( Err.....Ahem! )


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

"Wait a minute..." - (Feat. Timbaland) The Pussycat Dolls ( Hmmm........lazzzzzyyyy me? )


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

"Yellow" - Coldplay ( Wow! Now why didn't I realise that before...)


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"Nothing's gonna change my Love ..." - Glenn Medeiros (World Peace?)


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

" Glassy" - The Sona Family, Hard Kaur ( Err...double Ahem!)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

"Summer of 69" - Bryan Adams (My parents rock... :) )


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"The Fool" - Lee Ann Womack
( Now, who might that be??? If you know please let me know too...)


WHAT IS 2+2?

"Masti ka Pathshala" - Rang De Basanti
(Ahh...That explains my Love for Maths)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"Desert Rose" - Sting (Achha aisi baat hai...ohhhkkk...)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Coco Jamboo" - Ace of Base ( This is getting a bit dreamy now...)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"Kyon Khoya Khoya Chand..." - Khoya Khoya Chand (Life speaks? )


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"We Will Rock You" - Queen (Err....The song or the band?)



WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Fix You " - Coldplay (If only...)


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams " - Green Day ( Kinda Apt??? )


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"You love a woman..." - Bryan Adams
(Chalo at least one thing's set for my marriage...now please find the groom who will sing it... ~caustic sarcasm~)


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Bishakto Manush" - Fossils ( Ahh....how consoling...~Sob!~ I am Touched...)


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"Tub Thumping" - Chumbawamba
(Oh yeah, of course, now you know how I spend my spare time...)


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Amsterdam" - Coldplay (Shhh... please don't tell it to anyone!!!)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Friends" - The Rembrandts (This freaked me out...big time...)


WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?

"Wake me up inside..." - Evanescence
( Sleepy outside but already asleep inside??? )

Bakwas part 2....

Now, what do I call this post... !!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
Aarey Ruk Jaa Re Bande ( wait, its not okay..!!!)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Kitni Der Tak... (what the..?? )

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Back To You - Bryan Adams (:P... there's a hidden meaning...)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Eine Kleine Nachtmuzik ( lemme translate: I AM FRUSSSTTT!!!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Soldier Remix - Eminem ( nooo.... save me!!!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Strange And Beautiful - Aqualung ( thats nice...)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Alive - Pearl Jam ( i know i am alive, assholes!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Kiss From A Rose - Seal (!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Ash Tray..(tryin to quit, isnt it..?)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Akhri Alvida ( its 4, idiot!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tiny Dancer - Elton John ( lemme redefine "tiny " and "dancer" )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Breatheless - Shankar Mahadevan ( he he )

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Theme From Godfather (* wo(e)rried * )

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Patiently Waiting - Eminem ( for what ?? :D)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Aarey Ruk Jaa Re Bande...( hello??? bande?? I'm very straight.. aarey ruk jaa re bandi...)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ek Din Teri Rahon Mein (misplaced )

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I'm ready.. (:D)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Midsummer Night Dreamin - Travis (I protest!!! )

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Ek Din Teri Raahon Mein (remix) ( dear music player, u got it wrong...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Deewana Tera - Sonu Nigam (hmm...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
P.I.M.P ( is it so, my "dear" friends...??)

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Bhool Bhulayiya Theme...( :D )

Life's Like This

Rules:
1. Put your MP3 player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
Wisemen - James Blunt (I refuse to answer :P)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
St Anger - Metallica ( yeah right...is anybody listening?)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Best Of Me - Bryan Adams ( this is THE narcissist speaking :P )

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Goodbye Cruel World - Pink Floyd ( *sob sob *)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Because You Live - Jesse McCartney ( huh...no other word for it)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bubblin' - Blue ( oh please, I do anything but that.....I blab, I babble, sometimes I even speak sense...but bubble???? )

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley( ouch...what am I? Three?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Forever young - bob dylan ( awwwww )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Lift - POTF ( umm...yeah ohk..getting high...the question is...high on what?)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Dream On - Aerosmith ( ohk...so I'm a loser at math...gaaaaah )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Wish you were here - pink floyd ( love you... * hug *)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Carpe Diem baby - Metallica ( why??? )

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Brand New Day - Sting ( yeh..that's me... * snort * )

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Runnin Free - Iron Maiden ( yaaaaay )

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm Ready - Bryan Adams ( NOT !)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd ( that's juuuust right :) mum dad you reading??? )

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
What If - Coldplay ( oh please...cut the sarcasm )

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Be Quick Or Be Dead - Iron Maiden ( fine...I said please ohk? )

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Come Together - Aerosmith ( naaaaaaaaaaaah...I'm the solitary reaper )

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everyday I love you - Boyzone (no comments )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Incredible - Darius ( love you again * double the hugs * )

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Question - System of a Down.. ( ahhh...perfect )

Reflections On The Surface

The screen is something you can never do without. It started with the television, graduated to the movie theatre, evolved to the monitor screen, slothed into the projector in lectures. we now talk to the screen, listen to the screen, shop in the screen, freeze in the screen, dream in the screen, play in the screen, fight in the screen ....

Well .. it all started with the infatuation with oneself .... thus spake Narcissus :P

Breakfast

Q> How to eat bread 'n butter when you have the following constraints:
a> It is a cold winter morning.
b> The toaster is NOT working.

Given: bread slices, cubes of butter, tea.

A> The following steps need to be followed:
1> Take a spoon and take the rock hard butter.
2> Use your cup of tea for warming the outer surface of the spoon.
3> The alloyed metallic spoon is a fairly good conductor of heat, and so the butter melts...
4> Spread the butter on the bread, and have your bread 'n butter ready...

Remarks : full marks.. banda engineer banne jaa raha hai...

Musings of The Lone Lunatic

Lunacy is a lost quality.....honestly...look at me....at least I try.....plodding on bravely while the rest of the lunatics breeze off.....obsessed with other things than this brave forum....

*sob sob *

*snifle *

Don't worry blog, I love you.....

* muuaaah *

* brave smile *

Conversations...

Me: Have a headache, headache, headache, headache, headache......

Myself: Oh? So?

Me: I have a headache......you're supposed to care n wince n pucker your brows.....

Myself: Naah.....can't afford to.....just did them up remember?

Me: It's throwball practice today.....

Myself: My arms are aching....

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh,.....you wanna be careful with that statement....that lets loose a flurry of interpretations you know..... * wicked grin *

Myself: Like?

Me: Aching for who? * devilish smile *

Myself: Hmm.....debatable.....a teddy bear?

Me: Spoilsport!!!!!!!

Myself: Where's your sportman's spirit..??? Whatever happened to your taking a defeat in stride???

Me: The fact that a true fighter must never admit defeat.. * wink wink *

Myself: hmm.....* thoughtful expression * Ever thought about how exactly you're gonna look in sports shorts?

Me: CHEATING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's below the belt!!!!!!!!!

Myself: All's fair in love n war remember? * gentle smile *

Me: eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh........I'll kill Myself someday...... * mutters darkly *

Myself: * smiles lazily *

A Few Thousand Words

The Bros....ours ;)...ummm......thats floccinaucinihilipilificator on the left...and Tanny of TannySpeak on the right.....

The Inimitable Tanny of TannySpeak.....our indispensable HitchHiker....seen here in one of his more thoughtful moods.......my bro's the sanest amongst the four of us.....me as in illusionary... :)

Gravoid, me and flaucinaucinilihililipifilificator...all smiles.....This is for the record......I was held at camera point.... :P

Gravoid, me and Tanny of TannySpeak......heeeh....me n my bro...don't we look chweet together? :P

A Class Apart !

I'm learning a lot these days.....a lot.....a lot lot lot lot....in class.....lotsa new amazing, interesting stuff......The only class I don't sleep in......'cuz I know that if I do....I'm gonna miss out on a lot of stuff.......

Like these...

• On what makes a marriage last......"the fact that the wife needs an armband, a headband or a husband...."
• The full form of the acronym USSR is, "United States of Soviet Russia..."
• That Einstein was not 'he' or 'she' but an 'it'
• That according to Marx, " To live is to eat, to eat is to produce .... "
• That "Fishthings is the basis of the theory of existence.......ideas originate in the mind of the fish only when he lives in the pond...."
• The Nile is an Asian river......

And then he has the nerve to blame us when we reproduce such gems in our answerscripts......

LIFE....

IS SO UNFAIR.....

Don't Worry, Be Happy

floccinaucinilihililipiphilificator and I were gabbing.....like we usually do.......he was trying to listen to a song....with me generally being me......THIS....is the outcome

The signal's gone
The words too...
I don't get a thing that you do...
But...
Don't worry, be happy

You got no mic....
You got no speakers....
Even if you do
The signal's bleepers so.....
Don't worry, be happy

Submission's tommorow ...
Project's undone......
One Night stand's on tonight
No Attention.....
Don't worry, be happy

Project pending
Server's Unbending
It's a sucky day tonight...
But
Don't worry, Be happy

You're bored to death
The Lappie's too
It's outta funk
And so are you...
Don't Worry, be happy

No lappies here,
Neither Cells
Just hope to live through
This Rotting Hell
Don't worry, Be happy

Stupid food,
Rubbishy rain
Small talk
Makes life again so...
Don't worry, Be happy

Madness all over
Nothing's sane
What the heck????
It's all the same so...
Don't worry, be happy...

blaaaaah episode2 : once upon a time in a galaxy far far away was a poet

The cloud that fell behind me -
I know it's not like that meant to be
But hear o ye of short attention
Read on without mind matter or tension -
And so i carry on about the cloud
Which fell from above without a shroud;
"It's dead" all of the crowd around it said
"Look how oddly twisted is it's head!"
"Come on it's bound to be like that,
'Coz it's the tail not the head you're looking at!"
Said other; "mind ye of fickle observance"
Challenged other,"is so"said the first"then for deliverance
Let's have a toss to decide the loss
And the loser shall have to eat this moss"
So saying he produced a most revolting thing
Of a shocking green that I have never seen
"Agreed" other, thinking not twice,
"All present here are witness to any vice
Should this man attempt to make the toss biased,
And be he punished as long as desired."
Thus said the terms a coin was out,
And chosen was one to be the tosser from the crowd,
"Here goes" cried he as the coin he flung,
All present followed the flight along they whose fates hung.
A long flight was it, long before down it came;
The faces up squinting , the tiptoes became lame -
But lo behold all when it did came down
It fell on none other but the cloud it was bet on;
"That's grave" said all " we cannot hence search
For the coin; who knows on whom the cloud spirit shall perch"
"Let's leave, no use pondering more
On the doubt; best left for the experts who shall come afore"
Went they on their way, never looking back twice;
And for sure it was all really very nice.
Now a question for sure you'll ask
"What was the point of reading this all fools' task?"
To be sure i thought so when i did start to write
With this pen and the pages bought with the dollar i did retrieve
When the cloud moved away ... you know Darjeeling
The blokes never heard the clouds the altitude that bring!
Now who be i and what i get from this blatant piece of shit
Well I'm here to turn ye all who read this - lunatic.

Eternal Sunshine On The Spotty Mind

A bright sunny morning......perfect for lazily sleeping.........I pull myself out of my bed and shout like a troll in front of illusionary's door to destroy her peace, serenity and sanity (not that either of us have much of whatever it is, anyway)........She wakes up theoretically awake and practically asleep.......or is it the other way round???.......(~thinking~).......So, then.......I return to my bed with a fortnight old unwashed bed sheet (don't you dare think "gross!" !!!)........and I become the Sleeping Beauty (Don't you dare think "a Dozing Bulldozer" is more applicable!!!).......My alarm disturbs me before being pounded rudely shut......Ahh! My professor was juggling marks which were getting more rounded features by each passing moment.....then suddenly! Voldemort comes and curses those marks and i pound Voldemort's head which is very slimy......i search for a soap frantically........illusionary wont let me have the soap because she likes the colour of the soap which is actually invisible.......flauccinaucinihilipilificator and Tannyspeak are speaking in Hebrew which comes across as Swahili to illusionary and me.......Then suddenly I jump on a trampoline and land back upon it....I get sucked into a Blackhole which is actually made of strings......(which even play Opera music)........which rings and rings and rings........as I open my eyes the ringing continues wafting through the windows, from two floors above........I coolly check my watch......whereupon realisation gives me a knock-out punch! I had missed the 2nd class too!!!........I decide to wash the clothes which have been patiently drowning for.....how am I supposed to remember since when???.........Completing torturing my clothes I glance at my clock to realise if I do not get ready in 5 minutes 20 seconds and 3 milliseconds, I will probably miss my 3rd class as well........(as much as I am tempted my conscience pokes its trident into me that I must not waver from my eternal duty to harass my professors).........I cross rivers and lakes( Seriously! I am NOT talking about drains and muddy puddles!!!).......I scale mountains (I do not mean the steep shortcut!).......I rush towards the class(No, I don't perform an impromptu 100 metres, just a 200).....escaping a harried dragon on the way(No, not the prof)......and reach my destination......I give an evil grin and immediately wake up sleep-writing illusionary......(she was taking the prof's notes not even realising he had fled to some safer haven)........she looks at me blurry-eyed as if high.......and before she could utter a word, a monstrous pygmy screeches his war-cry from behind leaving skid-marks on our brains - the result of a pathetic if not a very pathetic incomprehensible joke -.....and finishing with a sentence that leaves the room spinning around me............."No Class for the day!"

Whaddiyacallit...

It happened a damn few days ago.....I lost it....frickkin' lost it......in my own room......and I couldn't find it again....."It" being my clutcher......

For all those who are femininically challenged (read flocci­nauci­nihili­pili­ficator and TannySpeak), clutcher is a piece of apparatus one uses to keep one's hair out of the way....especially when it grows too long and tends to form part of your breakfast cereal......ugh....

So much for my idyllic Rapunzel reveries....

And so much for my vivid childish dreams of finally living the life of a princess.....the right prince just didn't take the bait......which goes on to show that fairy tales don't happen and people don't live happily ever after.....huh....

Talking about fairy tales.....ever wondered why they end with the same boring " and they lived happily ever after " thingie ?

Because they did !

Except how they did so is not suitable for little innocent minds......

Curious are you? Twinkle twinkle little bat how I wonder what you're at.....hah....curiosity killed the cat....so you wanna know what they did?

Well...

Ever heard of a innocuous little object called The Barbie Doll.....????

Good...check it's models out.....

One's called the Divorced Barbie...

She's pretty amazing.......has Ken's house, car, laptop...the works....

I'm guessing that those characters had precisely the same methods....except they did it more discreetly.....

Cinderella got the Castle and the the chariots and Prince charming probably went off to graze some richer pastures.....

See I told you it was not suitable for children who don't know what the birds and the bees are......

But then this has gone on long enough.....

This is going nowhere....

Hah....

I Stand...Unmystified

Hey you nuts out there...take a closer look at the post below.....And if you are too bombazzled ....you know who to ask.... :)

Crack It fellow crackies...

..siht gnipyt emit gnikcuf laer a dah i..esoppus i ,won rof hguone staht .ereh gnieb ni devlovni sksir eht dna snoitidnoc ,smret eht lla detpecca nekat evah uoy esuaceb...ecneitap ruoy esol uoy dluohs erhtin dna ,em emalb tnod tub .siht hguorht gniog ytluciffid emos evah lliw elpoep bmud uoy kniht i.derucco sohcysp wollef uoy rof eceip siht nwod-nep ot erised eht neddus a fo lla dna .noitaterpretni atad no tuo-dnah gnitsuahxe na detlpmoc tsuj...won thgir ffo dessip etiuq dna derob ma i.olleh

Lunactive....

8 SIMPLE RULES.......

1)Lock your door with a lock without keys.......

2)Sing ONLY those songs LOUDLY in PUBLIC that do NOT have lyrics.......

3)Research on "Why pigs fly?".......

4)Idolize fervently The Mad Hatter and The March Hare.......

5)FOOL-MOON is the night of festivity.......ALWAYS remember to perform the tribal dance.......

6)During the summers, remember to switch on the Lun.A.C.......

7)Campaign for more (m)ADs, when the movie reaches the CLIMAX.......

8)Read only brainy comics like "PORTY Parker".......

Ok, Here comes Dravid

Ok.. now that the openers have done their bit, Mr Dependable comes to crease.. let's see how He can contribute to the team... He is actually out of form currently, but raring to go... He will take His time to start scoring, but once set, He's gonna be difficult to tackle......

Blaaaaah

We hence set forth on our journey to the righteousness which the world elusively proclaims to be madness. The whole point is .... what do you proclaim as madness? The fact that one can blabber incessantly on any topic under the sun totally oblivious to the fact that whether anyone is listening or contributing or is busy brushing their teeth in front of them. Or the fact that this other guy considers it appropriate to come out of his house with the brush in his mouth out of curiosity.
Anyway .... as the great Uncle Ben said to Porty Parker .... " with great power comes great unstability"

First Day First Stroke...

Hehe....
Ummm
Huh..
So...
How should we begin?

* thinks *

Got it...

Well...dear all.....

We are your friendly neighbourhood lunatics...

Statutory Warning:
We will not be responsible for the smiles cracked and the brains washed in here.....Enter at your own risk..